Some people have too much time on their hands

[reynardo]

Cross-posted to techsupport

Email
To: Lead Tech Desk
From: Floor rep

My monitor is a piece of crap. Can I have a new one?

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Email
To: Floor Rep
From: Lead Tech Desk

I wanted a slighty more descriptive output...

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Email
To: Lead Tech Desk
From: Floor rep

Forsooth, this monitoring bright device
From which the light of far and distant lands
Commingles thereupon with figures bright
Reduced to photons viewed through clearest sand

Full many years has signal passed through glass
Until, with nature's slow and sure decay
The figures once so clear and pure of line
Have quietly begun to fade away.

Solutions to this problem come to mind:
Should one remove the monitor and drop
Upon the concrete this quite fragile case?
Or patiently wait for sight to stop?

I call upon the Techs to see this grue,
Have pity, and to bring me one anew.

I'll let you know what the result is.

*edited for one spelling and one mistype - drzero was right - it should have been "bright".*