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Some people have too much time on their hands
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techsupport
Email
To: Lead Tech Desk
From: Floor rep
My monitor is a piece of crap. Can I have a new one?
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Email
To: Floor Rep
From: Lead Tech Desk
I wanted a slighty more descriptive output...
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Email
To: Lead Tech Desk
From: Floor rep
Forsooth, this monitoring bright device
From which the light of far and distant lands
Commingles thereupon with figures bright
Reduced to photons viewed through clearest sand
Full many years has signal passed through glass
Until, with nature's slow and sure decay
The figures once so clear and pure of line
Have quietly begun to fade away.
Solutions to this problem come to mind:
Should one remove the monitor and drop
Upon the concrete this quite fragile case?
Or patiently wait for sight to stop?
I call upon the Techs to see this grue,
Have pity, and to bring me one anew.
I'll let you know what the result is.
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drzero was right - it should have been "bright".*
techsupportTo: Lead Tech Desk
From: Floor rep
My monitor is a piece of crap. Can I have a new one?
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To: Floor Rep
From: Lead Tech Desk
I wanted a slighty more descriptive output...
-------------------
To: Lead Tech Desk
From: Floor rep
Forsooth, this monitoring bright device
From which the light of far and distant lands
Commingles thereupon with figures bright
Reduced to photons viewed through clearest sand
Full many years has signal passed through glass
Until, with nature's slow and sure decay
The figures once so clear and pure of line
Have quietly begun to fade away.
Solutions to this problem come to mind:
Should one remove the monitor and drop
Upon the concrete this quite fragile case?
Or patiently wait for sight to stop?
I call upon the Techs to see this grue,
Have pity, and to bring me one anew.
I'll let you know what the result is.
*edited for one spelling and one mistype -
drzero was right - it should have been "bright".*
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But it could have used a caterpiller. Misspelling and all.
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-m
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Coolness
*whistles, applauds, throws flowers*
Utterly marvellous.
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that was beeeyooodyfull!!!
Capital!
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*pictures James reading it, spending a minute pounding his head on the desk*
I think you'd confuse paul, james or angelo. Jason would just shake his head.
Correct?
Or are the Leadtechs different again?
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Oh, and have you read
And there's been a request for coffee. I'll let you know as soon as the others tell me.
BTW, how the hell did you know it was
RenJames I was sending that to?Re: Capital!
And I think this might be one case where the user does deserve the support he's asking for.
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*looks for waitress for a refill on my latté*
Re: Capital!
:)
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I just shook my head and left the email for someone else to deal with :)
Although some wise person decided to give us more crap to do and well it just aint sitting well, it is more painful if anything hehe
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As for how I knew? I used Logic!
ren??
who would be lead tech on night shift when you are on? the list is small
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Ren and Stimpy. You don't think James looks like Ren?
And I'm Stimpy, of course.
The list isn't that small - all the guy shave been on one night or another, although yes, it is more likely to be Paul than anyone else. Of course, from now the list is up by one :-)