i will kill him, I swear it.

So someone had his homework, due tomorrow, and left it until today to do.

And tonight complained that he couldn't do it.

The homework was on the use of cultural stereotypes of Australia - discuss them, analyse them, name them. He couldn't think of examples (which I'm sure even the oevrseas people could) of sporting stereotypes or landscape ones.

So I trawled the net while helping him with the ideas.

And I got my revenge.

I chose two examples of Australian female singers.

On the left - Dame Nellie Melba.

On the right - Kylie Minogue.

(Snurkle)

Next time it's Errol Flynn meets Heath Ledger. I know which one of those two can park his historically-inaccurate boots under my bed. and it's not the Patriot-kid either...