Comparison toast.

On the left, a piece of toast spread with Australian Strawberry Jam , bought from the actual farm thanks to sandypawozbun taking me there.

On the right, a piece of toast spread with English made French style jam.

And now, the test.

gobble-munch-scarf-chomp-bite-lick-crunch -bite-chew-masticate-enjoy-swallow

And the verdict?

Inconclusive. Difficult to choose. I think further tests are warranted...

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