All Hail His Fiery Appendage

Whilst driving to work yesterday, I felt a drip of something land on my leg, followed by the most awful burning sensation. It hurt. Lots. I swore. Lots. I screamed. Lots. I pulled over, and looked, and could see a red mark on my leg but no sign at that point of what had caused it - I was afraid to put my hand too close to the underside of the dashboard for fear of burning my fingers.

( This has been cut in the interest of saving your friends' page from images of a hairy leg. )