Darn that Twitterverse

Shakespeare Star Wars. With such wonderful lines as:

Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon...wait, that's no moon...

Tis not so deep as Beggar's Canyon, nor wide as a shuttle bay door, but 'twill serve

Luke, I am thy father's spirit

A bantha! a bantha! my kingdom for a bantha!

And ... so on.

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Good - when painting the old house and supervising minions, was given a huge paint-tin of jelly beans by the paint store (part of a promotion)

Thoughtful - when packing kitchen stuff, friend carefully packed the half-full container of jellybeans in a box of kitchen gear.

Bad - the lid of the tin wasn't on very tightly, and the box got tossed and turned quite a bit.

So there's about a kilo of jelly beans scattered through the box, between the knives and the vases and the instruction manuals...

Mind you, a good kilo of the beans are still safe in the tin, and will be used for D&D games and such :-)