Do you know about House Sparklypoo?

You ought to.

It's a dangerous place, a place where all the Mary Sues who insist upon attending Hogwarts are sent by the Sorting Hat.

And now there's a story about The Fall of House Sparklypoo, as told by Lucius Malfoy.

This piece of total brilliance was brought to you by hogwarts_houses. And some anonymous author (no, not me) whose sick, warped and twisted mind should be encouraged.