The Bank of America don't want to help

because I'm not one of their customers - even though the matter I want help on is to stop them sending me one of their customer's details.

( The sad and sorry story here )

So now I've tried emailing their "abuse" mailbox, supposedly reserved for people forwarding spam phishing emails. I can only hope that someone recognises that they have a rather awkward situation here, and I have their customer's details - his account number, his name, and that he's overdrawn.

Because the Bank won't help.

Any ideas?

Edited to add - have now tweeted to their Twitter account @BofA_Help - let's see how that goes.

Shortbread, Reynardo Style

( For something made with only three ingredients, it works rather well. )

Warnings:

Make sure your mixing bowl is in a secure place or you may find the dough shrinks every time someone walks past.

Make sure your cooling racks are in a secure location or you may find the freshly-cooked biscuits disappear.

Hide the biscuit tin. Keep a spare stash in a safe place. They may still disappear, but at least you tried.