There are no words.

To be honest, there are no words in the story (apart from the names on the cups). But there are no words good enough to recommend the following piece of Severus/Hermione smut:

Mermaid Pearls.

VERY NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

But brilliant. Go look. If you like erotic comics - look. If you like gender-bending, look. And if you like a porn-with-bits-of-plot, look.

Oh - and if you like Crookshanks looking disgusted, look.

Yer a wizard, Harry!

I Am A: Neutral Good Human Wizard (6th Level)

Ability Scores:

Strength-9
Dexterity-9
Constitution-11
Intelligence-15
Wisdom-9
Charisma-10
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