Christmas tree.

[reynardo]

ornamen2
Originally uploaded by Reynardo

No, really. It's supposed to be a Christmas Tree. Honest!

Sheesh you're all a filthy lot of perverts.


Do you really think I would have made a sex toy in a public glass making class?

Actually, shut up.

And maybe next time I'll get the shape a little more elongated, or maybe more cylindrical...

Yes, I've got as bad a naughty mind as you. Now go about your normal business.

Comments

[torin3.livejournal.com]

Not sure you want it in an unlocked post, but I did do something similar in a different medium....

[nefaria.livejournal.com]

I likes it, the fact that it doesn't look much like a Christmas tree makes it more art-like.

[dorukai.livejournal.com]

Don't you mean PUBIC glass making class?

Someone had to say it.

[vegancat.livejournal.com]

OK - I've looked at it several times and I am just not seeing the sex toy - I've seen a lot of 'em but I ain't getting it! :(

[sandypawozbun.livejournal.com]

When I did my art class last year, I became very upset because the eggplant I was supposed to be drawing didn't look like the one that was being modeled. In the end I came to accept that It May Not Be THE Eggplant, But It Is AN Eggplant. Its become a mantra for life's disappointments. Love your eggplant honey. :)

[reynardo.livejournal.com]

Eggplant. Right.

BTW - total icon love.

[sandypawozbun.livejournal.com]

*grin*

[panacea1.livejournal.com]

STAINED GLASS B*TT PL*G!!!!!!!

Move along, nothing to see here.

[darkrosetiger.livejournal.com]

It would need more of a base to be used as an insertion toy.

But! It's really cool-looking!

[vegancat.livejournal.com]

Ahhhhh .... I see it! Thanks!

[trixtah.livejournal.com]

Heh, I was just thinking that it needs a bit more of a flange at the bottom to be completely safe.

But, mmm, cool smooooth hard glasss....

[quatranoctal.livejournal.com]

You mean "to represent the base of the Christmas tree", right?

[trixtah.livejournal.com]

Indeed. I mean, trees toppling over can be pretty unsafe, and especially so if there are decorations!!1!

[quatranoctal.livejournal.com]

Absolutely. And it has nothing to do with the joke about why it's traditional to put an angel on the top of the tree.

[shadow-5tails.livejournal.com]

*whistles innocently*

I think it came out rather well.