I know some of my friends like squirrels...

[reynardo]

but when a murder suspect was hiding one in her cleavage during a police interview...

"Neither the woman nor the squirrel are expected to testify during the trial."

Hmmm. They obviously don't know their squirrels very well.

Comments

[kurlgyre25.livejournal.com]

I know that area of Ohio. Knew a lot of people there too. I'm thinking that the squirrels IQ was about 10 times higher than the witness. I think she had to have the squirrel to remind her of what she saw.

[moxie_man]

I saw that when it hit CNN earlier in the week, but only watched the video briefly with no volume.

[notasquirrel.livejournal.com]

ooo! *excitedchitter* i wud totallee testafie! i wud bee al:

"ann thin, ann thin - thiz iz thee gud parte- ann thin thay wer al, 'POWE'! ann i wuz al, 'dood'! ann thay wer al liake, 'wat'? ann thin i wuz al, 'dood, u totallee didnte!' ann thay wer al, 'noe, i totalee didd!'

ann evreebudee wud bee al impressd, ann thee judg wud bee al, 'dood! wae toe goe!' ann thin ide bee al 'o, thatz nuthinge, u shud sea mee win i gitt goinge!' ann thin ide bee al, 'totalee', ann heed bee al 'totalee', ann thin weed goe oute aftur thee triul ann hange arounde togethur ann goe sumwher kompleetlee kool fore lunche ann ide bee FAMOUS!

iffe i wuz ther.

which i wusnte.

*flick*

wel shoote...ime al bummd nowe...

[nefaria.livejournal.com]

I think it'd be more like six months of solitary confinement for contempt of court. Followed by a year in a halfway house that smells of bunnies and old socks. Then you'd spend the rest of your life wandering aimlessly like David Banner.

[notasquirrel.livejournal.com]

YOR JESTE JELUS!

[malada.livejournal.com]

Baby squirrel FTW!

-m

[nefaria.livejournal.com]

Could I borrow your tail for half an hour? I need to make waffles.