Being very silly in WOW

[reynardo]

(With no apologies to Mousse T)

Holy Holy Holy

You got me holy in the instance
And you know uh oh
I tried to p-m you
But I can't type and flash-heal-throw
I sent a message through raid chat
But it got slash-i'd
I wrote an ingame mail and I sent it
But uh oh oh
Blizz postage takes so long
So I got to sing this song
To let you know how I heal
What's the deal big boy
I can't wait for you
And the things you make me do
My mana's dropping so I'm cooldown popping
Heals for you

I'm Holy, holy, holy, holy
So holy
I'm holy, holy, holy

I respec every time
But all my button levels are low
So I tried out Discipline
But my raid leader told me "No"
In Ulduar, someone said
They saw you die from disease
But it was a gnome from Gnomer
That yelled out "MOAR HEALZ PLZ"
Now we'll keep raiding on
These mobs are much too strong
Mending is ringing and I'm
Slinging all these heals for you

I'm holy, holy, holy, holy
So holy
I'm holy, holy, holy all raid long

Blizz postage takes so long
My mana's almost gone
I tried so hard just to heal
No big shields for you
I can't save us both
And now I'm just a ghost
My mana's dropping so I'm cooldown popping
Heals for you

I'm Holy, holy, holy, holy
So holy
I'm holy, holy, holy... (Repeat until the raid wipes)

(Priests in WoW have 3 possible specs, two for healing and one for fighting. I'm always being asked if I'm Holy or Discipline spec, because that determines whether I heal the Main Tank fighter or the rest of the raid. And my mind went a bit too far...)

Comments

[wookie-cd.livejournal.com]

Nice, that one really hit home for me :)

Here's my priest:
http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Khaz'goroth&cn=Zapola

I haven't played her for a few months now... gave it up and let my bro transfer her to his account.