Boy is cleaning his room.

[reynardo]

reynardo: "Is that a box of Lego you're moving upstairs?"

da_norvegicus: "Yes. I need to get it all in one place."

lederhosen: "But won't that make it all collapse under the effects of its own gravity..."

reynardo: "... making a black hole of Lego?"

da_norvegicus: "No, it will start EXPANDING and make a LEGO UNIVERSE that I WILL RULE!!!! BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!!!!!!!!" *heads back upstairs*

lederhosen and reynardo shrug and go back to their normal tasks.