Silly Fanfiction Meme
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laurielover1912 who got it from mizsphinx who got it from Agnes who got it from Jim and we... er...
List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.
1) Hermione Granger
2) Lucius Malfoy
3) Severus Snape
4) Minerva McGonagall
5) Dobby
6) Draco Malfoy
7) Madame Hooch
8) Rosmerta
9) Petunia Dursley
10) Tom Riddle
11) Rubeus Hagrid
12) Harry Potter
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Draco/Hagrid? No, and I'd run screaming before I did.
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Minerva McGonall is, in the way an older woman who knows her mind. And she has such a history...
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Harry got Rosmerta pregnant, it would be a scandal and I have horrid ideas of what Ginny would do.
But if Rosmerta had comforted Harry after something nasty and then got pregnant and only Harry knew ... ohhh, plot bunnies...
4) Can you recall any fics about Nine? Petunia Dursley? I wrote one!
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Lucius and Draco? It's been written, but I really don't think things are at all like that. It's one thing in the world of wizards for a couple to form that are twenty years apart, but that's just ... ick.
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Dobby and Petunia - not as a couple but certainly if she was shown how useful a House Elf could be, I'm sure she would have put aside her prejudices and taken on an unpaid helper.
Dobby and Tom Riddle? Only insomuch as Tom would be using Dobby much as certain other poor house-elves were used. Poor things.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing? If Madam Hooch walked in on Lucius and Harry kissing, she'd be checking for polyjuice, Imperio curses and reasons for blackmail. I'd be interested to see who would win in a fight between Lucius and Hooch.
8) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Hermione and Rosmerta? Quite, quite possibly. Hang on a second... I'm shocked. Shocked! OK, there's a category that needs filling ... um ... I mean, it needs to be satis... I'll just shut up now.
9) Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Madam Hooch and Harry Potter ... When someone flew too high
10) Does anyone on your friends list consider Three hot? Severus Snape? Silly question.
11) Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven? Rubeus Hagrid? I've seen a couple, but I'm not really sure.
12) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Lucius Malfoy, hmmm, yes... Minerva ... definitely... DOBBY???? No, just ...no. But then I do have some very weird friends
13) If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Rosmerta. I could do something on the song from "The Rose", or something along the lines of "Pub with no Butterbeer".
14) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Hermione, Harry and Draco. Well, the one I wrote... It would be incredibly hot, and would probably end up with tragedy and heartache. NC-17 only because some people get squicked at gay stuff.
15) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Dobby - I don't think I ever have.
16) 16) (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) dumps (1) for (9). (1), brokenhearted, goes on one date with (11), has an unhappy breakup with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
Hermione and Madam Hooch are in a happy relationship (Ohhh - could be interesting. Although Hermione doesn't really like flying. But perhaps that's why.) until Madam Hooch dumps Hermione for Petunia Dursley.(That's pretty drastic. An incredibly drunk night at a Muggle pub? On the other hand, Zoe Wanamaker AND Fiona Shaw). Hermione, brokenhearted, goes on one date with Hagrid,(He only asked her to the pub because he couldn't bear to see her crying any more) has an unhappy breakup with Harry (Foolish girl, to try something with a friend who is just a friend), then follows the wise advice of Dobby ("Miss was just trying to find happiness in someone older and wiser. But Miss doesn't really like girls that way. Miss should try an older man next, one who lots of people think would be perfect for her") and finds true love with Severus!
17) What title would you give this fic?
"To Thyself be True"
laurielover1912 who got it from mizsphinx who got it from Agnes who got it from Jim and we... er...List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.
1) Hermione Granger
2) Lucius Malfoy
3) Severus Snape
4) Minerva McGonagall
5) Dobby
6) Draco Malfoy
7) Madame Hooch
8) Rosmerta
9) Petunia Dursley
10) Tom Riddle
11) Rubeus Hagrid
12) Harry Potter
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Draco/Hagrid? No, and I'd run screaming before I did.
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Minerva McGonall is, in the way an older woman who knows her mind. And she has such a history...
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Harry got Rosmerta pregnant, it would be a scandal and I have horrid ideas of what Ginny would do.
But if Rosmerta had comforted Harry after something nasty and then got pregnant and only Harry knew ... ohhh, plot bunnies...
4) Can you recall any fics about Nine? Petunia Dursley? I wrote one!
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Lucius and Draco? It's been written, but I really don't think things are at all like that. It's one thing in the world of wizards for a couple to form that are twenty years apart, but that's just ... ick.
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Dobby and Petunia - not as a couple but certainly if she was shown how useful a House Elf could be, I'm sure she would have put aside her prejudices and taken on an unpaid helper.
Dobby and Tom Riddle? Only insomuch as Tom would be using Dobby much as certain other poor house-elves were used. Poor things.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing? If Madam Hooch walked in on Lucius and Harry kissing, she'd be checking for polyjuice, Imperio curses and reasons for blackmail. I'd be interested to see who would win in a fight between Lucius and Hooch.
8) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Hermione and Rosmerta? Quite, quite possibly. Hang on a second... I'm shocked. Shocked! OK, there's a category that needs filling ... um ... I mean, it needs to be satis... I'll just shut up now.
9) Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Madam Hooch and Harry Potter ... When someone flew too high
10) Does anyone on your friends list consider Three hot? Severus Snape? Silly question.
11) Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven? Rubeus Hagrid? I've seen a couple, but I'm not really sure.
12) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Lucius Malfoy, hmmm, yes... Minerva ... definitely... DOBBY???? No, just ...no. But then I do have some very weird friends
13) If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Rosmerta. I could do something on the song from "The Rose", or something along the lines of "Pub with no Butterbeer".
14) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Hermione, Harry and Draco. Well, the one I wrote... It would be incredibly hot, and would probably end up with tragedy and heartache. NC-17 only because some people get squicked at gay stuff.
15) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Dobby - I don't think I ever have.
16) 16) (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) dumps (1) for (9). (1), brokenhearted, goes on one date with (11), has an unhappy breakup with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
Hermione and Madam Hooch are in a happy relationship (Ohhh - could be interesting. Although Hermione doesn't really like flying. But perhaps that's why.) until Madam Hooch dumps Hermione for Petunia Dursley.(That's pretty drastic. An incredibly drunk night at a Muggle pub? On the other hand, Zoe Wanamaker AND Fiona Shaw). Hermione, brokenhearted, goes on one date with Hagrid,(He only asked her to the pub because he couldn't bear to see her crying any more) has an unhappy breakup with Harry (Foolish girl, to try something with a friend who is just a friend), then follows the wise advice of Dobby ("Miss was just trying to find happiness in someone older and wiser. But Miss doesn't really like girls that way. Miss should try an older man next, one who lots of people think would be perfect for her") and finds true love with Severus!
17) What title would you give this fic?
"To Thyself be True"
