How I invited my D&D players to the last session.

[reynardo]

The road is dark and lonely
The mud-filled ditch is deep
But if you're very quiet
The monster stays asleep.

The armour all is oiled,
As down the path you creep
And pray and beg and hope so hard
The monster stays asleep

And if you find a spider
And scream a little "Meep"
Then freeze and stop your breathing -
The monster stays asleep.

The rain is gently falling
You feel it gently seep
Inside your freezing armour -
The monster stays asleep

But if you give it nommies -
Your lives you just might keep,
For after hefty meals
The monster stays asleep

So do not lose your courage
And make a screaming heap.
If you think creatively
The monster stays asleep

Dress the gnome like Teddy
Make a pile of sheep
And once he's played with his new toys...
He might just fall asleep.

Comments

[cathouse-mary.livejournal.com]

If I hot the lottery, may I please fly out and play with you?

[reynardo.livejournal.com]

Mary, meet Fluffycloud. Jenny, meet Cathouse Mary. Mary writes dubious fanfic and lured me into the Lucius Big Bang. Jenny writes about cute fluffy bunnies that are taking over the world, and who has a mother who is a squirrel in denial (notasquirrel. Also, Jenny's mum lives in LA (Well, close enough to...) and Mary is also in that fine city.

Oh - and you're both gorgeous. But that goes without saying. All my friends are.