A Game of Thrones in a Very Condensed Style.

[reynardo]

Those who normally read crazyjane13 will know that her interest in politics is usually expressed with regard to the present day.

Now, however, she has turned her hand to a deep and significant analysis of "A Game of Thrones".

Herewith, please find a small sample:

Back in Westeros ...

Joffrey: I’m King!

Robb Stark: I’m King!

Stannis Baratheon: I’m King!

Some guy on a rock in the middle of the sea: I’m King!

Renly Baratheon: I’m King, and so’s my girly boy knight!

People of Westeros: Hiding now ...

Jon Snow: (stands on wall and gazes soulfully into the distance)

For the full version, I dare you to click here

Comments

[silmaril.livejournal.com]

I love parodies like this. Thanks for the link!

[moxie_man]

I gave up on the book series after the 4th book. What will HBO do when they run out of books and the author hasn't gotten around to finishing the next one? I don't think the author has the characters under control enough to finish this "epic" tale. He'll never finish it in my opinion.

as to your friend's summary: spot on.

[delphipsmith]

I KEEL YOU A THOUSAND TIMES!!!

::dies::