Only for those with a strong stomach.
Apr. 10th, 2003 08:32 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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madcatapult had a link today, and I foolishly followed it.
It's LOTR fanfic. Written from the point of view of Narsil, the Sword. And it's been MST3K'd. But the fic itself?
Painful.
Ugly.
Examples:
Ok. Enough agony. Read it for yourselves. And try not to cry.
But don't say I didn't warn you.
madcatapult had a link today, and I foolishly followed it.It's LOTR fanfic. Written from the point of view of Narsil, the Sword. And it's been MST3K'd. But the fic itself?
Painful.
Ugly.
Examples:
Hey, Narsil! exclaimed Elendil. You won the snoring contest between you and Sam!
...
The day after, it seemed like the Misty Mountains were only a mile away, although they were really ten miles away. We managed to walk it in one day, though my tip felt like it was on fire from walking so much.
...
The next day we packed up and had breakfast. Then we headed out. It was a lovely day, and the sky was so blue I cant describe it.
Ok. Enough agony. Read it for yourselves. And try not to cry.
But don't say I didn't warn you.
