There are no words.

[reynardo]

To be honest, there are no words in the story (apart from the names on the cups). But there are no words good enough to recommend the following piece of Severus/Hermione smut:

Mermaid Pearls.

VERY NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

But brilliant. Go look. If you like erotic comics - look. If you like gender-bending, look. And if you like a porn-with-bits-of-plot, look.

Oh - and if you like Crookshanks looking disgusted, look.

Comments

[toblass.livejournal.com]

I dunno...Crooks nearly steals the show. Nearly, but not quite.

It's the most amazing thing I've seen in ages and quite possibly the most unique in sshg art.

So many gorgeous details, and those expressions are the best!

[iulia_linnea.livejournal.com]

Best sex switch I've seen in ages!

[droxy.livejournal.com]

That was amazing! Loved Crooks. Hermione makes a hawt guy!

[mywitch.livejournal.com]

Thanks so much for reccing this! I'm so glad you enjoyed it. :D

[mywitch.livejournal.com]

She does... I wouldn't be surprised if Snape has her eating up the majority of those pearls that were left over... ;)

[mywitch.livejournal.com]

Thanks Tob! Glad you liked it. :D