What would make this even more laughable for me if I got such an email is, not only do I not watch pr0n, but I don't have a webcam on ANY of my computers.

I feel sorry for all the mistaken mail you're getting, though. I think the only time that happened for me was when there was someone at work whose name was Karl and his last name was almost the same as mine (mine is the Danish spelling, his was the more common English spelling). I would sometimes get emails intended for him.