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reynardoThe dear little old lady who lives down the back of our place had computer hassles, mainly that her soudn wasn't happening, but also that ever since her young grandson had used it, it had run so slowly.
Take one drop-dead gorgeous red-blooded young man, leave him at his grandmothers' place for several month with unlimited internet access and her with the sort of social life that puts Susan Renouf to shame, and add that he was actually looking for music and movie clips to download, which is why he installed the auto-download programs on his grand-non's computer.
And had no idea (I really hope) of what was being quietly deposited on a small folder towards the back of their C drive.
Either that, or dear Val has a wider and more cosmopolitan life than I thought. Although I never would have suspected her of being interested in bukkake.
I do hope, however, that the dubious-content that sounded like it was "hot chicks under 14" was as fake as that stuff usually is. There's no way either of the two users of that machine would have deliberately been into that, and from the look of this folder it was a "selected samples for your enjoyment" auto-download lot.
I hope.
But I am so glad I cleaned it all off before she took it to the computer repair shop. So very very glad.
Take one drop-dead gorgeous red-blooded young man, leave him at his grandmothers' place for several month with unlimited internet access and her with the sort of social life that puts Susan Renouf to shame, and add that he was actually looking for music and movie clips to download, which is why he installed the auto-download programs on his grand-non's computer.
And had no idea (I really hope) of what was being quietly deposited on a small folder towards the back of their C drive.
Either that, or dear Val has a wider and more cosmopolitan life than I thought. Although I never would have suspected her of being interested in bukkake.
I do hope, however, that the dubious-content that sounded like it was "hot chicks under 14" was as fake as that stuff usually is. There's no way either of the two users of that machine would have deliberately been into that, and from the look of this folder it was a "selected samples for your enjoyment" auto-download lot.
I hope.
But I am so glad I cleaned it all off before she took it to the computer repair shop. So very very glad.
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Date: 2003-06-18 02:45 am (UTC)I keep seeing this word around suddenly. What's bukkake?
You *did* ask.
Date: 2003-06-18 07:23 am (UTC)Ahem.
I think it must just be the latest weird thing in a long line of weird things. Did you ever catch the nasal sex fad of 1981 Penthouse Forum letters?
You can try The horror that is eahi about ogre bukkake.
Or if you're game, you can google. But don't do it from work.
Guvax pvepyr-wrex ol ohapu bs bire-cnvq Wncnarfr ohfvarffzra bagb uvtuyl-cnvq anxrq srznyr.
Then realise why the spatula comments are making people wince.
Which is really why I'm doubtful that even the young lad using that computer was deliberately getting that info. Not to mention the little old lady.
Re: You *did* ask.
Date: 2003-06-18 11:57 am (UTC)Did you ever catch the nasal sex fad of 1981 Penthouse Forum letters?
My mum wouldn't let me read Penthouse ;-)
Or if you're game, you can google.
Ah! Of course. The wonder of Google Glossary....
...Oh.
Um.
Ick.
Re: You *did* ask.
Date: 2003-06-18 06:21 pm (UTC)Re: You *did* ask.
Date: 2003-06-18 06:29 pm (UTC)Mostly it's getting a Silbury Hill reaction from me: why?
Because people like it, I guess. But still.