Attention Genetic Modifiers.

[reynardo]

Do something useful with your talents. Cross a Shar-Pei with a pig so that we can have enough crackling on a roast to satisfy everyone.

Comments

Not quite

[djfiggy.livejournal.com]

They'd probably create anthropomorphic rabbits, foxes and squirrels instead.
Taking Anne Geddes furry babies to a whole new level.

hehehe.....

[sarin-girl.livejournal.com]

Now thanks to you I have a mental image of a poor little roast puppy dog!

[turnberryknkn.livejournal.com]

(grin) You know, one could just take the simpler, more direct, Cantonese approach and just roast and eat the Shar-Pei dog itself... ;-)