Some name thingy.

[reynardo]

http://www.geocities.com/boobooslunch/namegame.htm

GILLIAN
From the Arabic root meaning "Failure"

Characteristics
Gillian can't quite get that honesty thing down.
Personality
Gillian has a thing for Peter Pan.

Natural
Gillian likes sheep a great deal.

Emotional
Gillian detests happy people.

Character
Gillian is sexually aroused by relatives.
Physical
Gillian has various deformities.

Mental
Gillian is rude and disruptive.
Motivation
Gillian thrives on being right.

(OK, I agree with the last one.)

OR...

REYNARDO

From the Mesopotamian root meaning "Licker of Toads"

Characteristics
Reynardo knows nothing about anything.

Personality
Reynardo laughs at others' pain.

(The word is schadenfreude, guys.)

Natural
Reynardo likes sheep a great deal.

Hmmmm. Twice. I hope this isn't for real.

Emotional
Reynardo refuses to show emotion.

Character
Reynardo loves to pick fights.

Physical
Reynardo has various deformities.

Mental
Reynardo is a cracker short of a box.
Motivation
Reynardo thinks they're God.
Genuflect when you say that.
(Shaddup)