Dear Northern Hemisphere,

[reynardo]

IN reference to Your Letter of 21st inst:

1) You took our precipitation. Send it back, in 1000 L lots, sufficient to fill our dams, and then we'll think about it.

2) We have days that reach 0 too - quit whining about it. Just because it's a different scale doesn't make your whinge any more valid.

3) We will also consider returning some of the sunlight in return for a large shipment of "cold", packaged for home or office use, and individual sachets for that extra refreshment. Terms may be negotiated.

Yours sincerely,

The melted bits.

Comments

[shadow-5tails.livejournal.com]

Hee!

[emu-bitter-babe.livejournal.com]

Dear Northern Hemisphere

PS - I protest against your use of that so-called politically correct generic $WINTERHOLIDAY term thingy. It's offensive to your southern cousins in the sun, so nerr.

*flounces off to the seafood store to buy crayfish for Saturday's barbecue*

[scascot.livejournal.com]

Dear Southern Hemisphere,

Pbbbbt!

:-P

Affectionately,
Northern Hemisphere

[emu-bitter-babe.livejournal.com]

Ah yes, but who will have the last laugh on Saturday when I'm bobbing about in my parents' pool sipping a tinny of Emu Bitter in 35 degrees?

*squee*

I BLOODY LOVE THE HEAT... so there!

:-D

[djfiggy.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't whine about 0. That would be an improvement, from -30 Celsius with the wind chill. And Toronto gets particular warm weather, compared to Montreal and just about everywhere else, too.

[meleah.livejournal.com]

P.P.S. Anytime you feel like returning our Ozone layer would be swell too. We don't really enjoy the increased incidence of melanoma that is the overwhelmingly the result of YOUR industrialisation.

[asheraa.livejournal.com]

*basks in warm meltyness of ozone hole wishing it was about 5 degrees hotter* ;-P

Yes... Im a sick and twisted puppy *evil snigger*

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Glad I'm not the only one!

*happily puddles in heat*

[asheraa.livejournal.com]

LOL, I went on a protest in the middle of the desert a couple of years back... I was the one carting everyones water and setting up tents cause they were all to wilted from the heat! Fortunately I was rewarded with many really nice camp meals for free for my efforts.

I think i was only 1 of about 4 people who didn't wanna leave due to liking the climate *evil cackle* I would have happily stayed another week for a holiday!