reynardo | No, this is wrong...

The Dungeon of Colin Cletus
You are in a dusty pit. You hear the sound of elf-porn in the distance.

Discarded in a corner is the Armour of Girls With Beards.

Oh, please, no, my ears!

In other areas, no, I didn't get the job I've been doing for three months, but I'll be minding it for a couple more weeks until the new guy comes in. And this dungeon is so wrong...

You find yourself in a pentagonal temple. Across one wall is a faded fresco of eahi.

I can just imagine what that looks like.

You are walking through an unnatural fissure. Crude images of beer are daubed on the walls.

Calair the arch-demon stands before you (88HP). Set in the centre of the floor is a wooden trapdoor.

I wonder if she recognises me (Colin) as a relative.

Calair attacks you for 17HP damage.

Ok, she does.

You quaff the potion marked 'ADVENTURING'. You suffer a momentary vision of girls with beards. MY EYES!!!!!!!!

Enough. Bedtime.