Guys - you just aren't trying

[reynardo]

The following is a description of how Creation Evidence justify the arrival of human beings on this earth.

Into this sublime habitat God introduced man - to comprehend its works, to correlate its products, and to communicate with its Creator. Audibilized radio signals transmitted the music of the spheres each morning, heralding the harmonic symphony of all creation. A mist rose from the effects of this music, vibrating crystals of sand in the water table.

An optimal geomagnetic field charged the waters, energizing living systems. Adequate atmospheric pressure enabled dinosaurs to reach full stature, which in turn enabled them to keep luxuriant vegetation in check. Moderate temperatures bathed the globe, and warm thermal springs encouraged the growth of vegetation. Magenta hues added to the stimulation, and aerating worms interacted the soil and atmosphere.

MAGENTA HUES????? Even the Evil Bunny Rabbits have better excuses than that!

Comments

[yellowblacktrip.livejournal.com]

God can do anything he wants. :)

[fluffy-cloud.livejournal.com]

A pointless question to ask but why is the Ark pictured with dinosaurs?

[freyaw.livejournal.com]

Probably for some reason like this:
http://www.holybibble.net/index.php?id=34

[mr-figgy.livejournal.com]

Next they'll be writing about accumulating orgones.

[turnberryknkn.livejournal.com]

Where's the "Sydney Children's Hospital" and the "Westmead Children's Hospital" entries?

(grin) Damn overseas licensure rules. ;-)