So I was inspired to comment on a movie given to us by
Dragon Ball - the Magic Begins"
aka Dragon PearlImagine, if you would, a live-action prequel to "Dragonball-Z", made cheaply in Thailand or Malaysia. Imagine that because of copyright problems, when it was dubbed into English it had to be changed to "Dragonpearl". The case still says "Dragon Ball", the music says "Dragon Ball", but all the way through they refer to "Dragon Pearls".
Then imagine a grandfather with a wig that looks like a small rodent, a crocodile less convincing than the rubber octopus in "Bride of the Monster", and a dialogue that is excruciating.
( So for the sake of sanity, I'll hide it here. )