There has to be a limit

All those under 18 or Metallica fans, close your eyes and don't read this.

The rest of you?

Someone's written Metallica/Motorhead slash.

Really.

Here

And no, I will not review it for you and let you know how bad it is. Just the fact of its existance should be enough warning.

Ok.

No more.

djfiggy, you can go back to reading now.