There has to be a limit

[reynardo]

All those under 18 or Metallica fans, close your eyes and don't read this.

The rest of you?

Someone's written Metallica/Motorhead slash.

Really.

Here

And no, I will not review it for you and let you know how bad it is. Just the fact of its existance should be enough warning.

Ok.

No more.

djfiggy, you can go back to reading now.

Comments

ugh

[djfiggy.livejournal.com]

I couldn't help it. I didn't read the link, but you know I have an imagination. And it's bad enough to think about Lemmy involved in any kind of sex. But... Lemmy and Lars?

(Did you end up making heads or tails of that brief clip I sent you? Did you like the image?)

{retch}

[scascot.livejournal.com]

Words cannot begin to describe the horror...

It's been lovely, but I have to scream now. And claw my eyes out. Yes. [nodnod] Everything will be better when I can't read this crap!

[turnberryknkn.livejournal.com]

(whimpering)

This is almost as bad as the Orc/Balrog slash. Hey, upon further thought, didn't you introduce that to us all?

You're evil, did you know that? ;-)

What the heck next? Slaneesh slash?

(*Please* don't answer that... ;-))

[reynardo.livejournal.com]

Oh silverblue? It's for you.