I might be a symp.

This just landed in my inbox:

Chitinous Love

Bronx Zoo http://www.bronxzoo.com

Congratulations and Happy Valentine's Day!

Geoffrey Brent has named a roach for you.

The roach, Lucius Rickman, lives in a hollowed-out tree trunk inside the Madagascar! exhibit at the Bronx Zoo. Come pay your new little friend a visit!
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A message from Dr. Geoffrey Brent (his email)

Roaches are loud
Squid are tentacular
My darling wife
is truly spectacular

The donation made by Geoffrey Brent in your honor will help the Wildlife Conservation Society conserve species big and small, beautiful and damned. WCS works to protect wildlife in the forests of Madagascar (like your roach!) and throughout the world's most majestic wild places.
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*sniffle*

How ... ?

He ... no ... how ... what the hell?

Perpetual motion???

*brain splody*