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I have a birthday coming up...
May. 27th, 2011 08:09 pm... and this review came up on the Unshelved Library Comic website.
And it is?
The Kobold Wizard’s Dildo of Enlightenment +2 An Adventure for 3-6 Players, Levels 2-5 by Carlton Mellick III
After Polo Pipe-fingers, a third level halfling fighter, uses the +2 Dildo of Enlightenment, he realizes he’s just an imaginary character played by a teenage nerd in a Dungeons & Dragons game. Throughout the rest of this adventure, he’s molested by various creatures and characters because (as he now understands) he’s being subjected to the perverted, sexually-explicit whims of the fourteen-year-old Dungeon Master (a complete dweeb). Others become enlightened. There’s lots of sodomy and violence. Then the characters try to rebel against their players and the DM.
It sounds ... delightful. And makes me wonder why I toned down the D&D games until![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
da_norvegicus turned 18. Foolish me.
And it is?
The Kobold Wizard’s Dildo of Enlightenment +2 An Adventure for 3-6 Players, Levels 2-5 by Carlton Mellick III
After Polo Pipe-fingers, a third level halfling fighter, uses the +2 Dildo of Enlightenment, he realizes he’s just an imaginary character played by a teenage nerd in a Dungeons & Dragons game. Throughout the rest of this adventure, he’s molested by various creatures and characters because (as he now understands) he’s being subjected to the perverted, sexually-explicit whims of the fourteen-year-old Dungeon Master (a complete dweeb). Others become enlightened. There’s lots of sodomy and violence. Then the characters try to rebel against their players and the DM.
It sounds ... delightful. And makes me wonder why I toned down the D&D games until
da_norvegicus turned 18. Foolish me.
