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Nov. 8th, 2011 08:52 pmThe Anniversary Sonnet, from Severus Snape to Hermione Granger on the occasion of their 25th Wedding Anniversary.
Warning: 2 tissues needed.
Warning: 2 tissues needed.
Nov. 8th, 2011
Oranges and Lemons...
Nov. 8th, 2011 11:32 pmMe: So there's this Citrus Scale of how much naughty stuff is in a fan fic. It's a handy way of warning you what to expect.
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lederhosen: Oh?
Me: So there's Oranges, which is snogging; then Limes, which includes petting and groping but fades to black; Lemons is actual naughty sex-type-stuff, and then ... oh god, I hadn't realised. There's Grapefruit. For the weird stuff.
lederhosen: So what's on the scale for Cumquats?
Me: *dissolves in hysterical weeping laughter.
* Note: you really don't have to warn for anything below Limes. Or you shouldn't have to. *
lederhosen: Oh?Me: So there's Oranges, which is snogging; then Limes, which includes petting and groping but fades to black; Lemons is actual naughty sex-type-stuff, and then ... oh god, I hadn't realised. There's Grapefruit. For the weird stuff.
lederhosen: So what's on the scale for Cumquats?Me: *dissolves in hysterical weeping laughter.
* Note: you really don't have to warn for anything below Limes. Or you shouldn't have to. *
