I wrote a fic...

for the deflower_draco community. And, if you can believe it, it's relatively clean!

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Title: An Evening of Games.
Prompt: A combination of 81 and 34.
Ship(s): Draco/Hermione
Rating: PG (for gromping)
Warnings/Contains: No real warnings, unless the dexterous use of a squop is a problem for you.
Length: Shouldn't you be asking Draco that? 2650
Summary: When Narcissa Malfoy is your supervisor, it really isn't a good idea to get into trouble with her, as Hermione found out.
Disclaimer: Poor JKR – I play in her sandpit and do things to her characters that I'm not sure she'd approve of, but I get no benefit from it. She owns the beings and the world; I just made them play.
A/N: For some of the idea, I blame Stephen Fry.

It's a Meme...

It's the very long one about what's in your house, so I've ( put it under a cut to save your sanity. )