Dammit, I don't think this counts.

In our family, there is a weekly count-up of all the money we've been offered by way of dodgy European lotteries, missing dead famous relatives and banks in Nigeria.

Alas, though, the latest one doesn't offer me money - it just tells me that there's been money transferred in my name and being held ( on suspicion of being terrorist funds. )

I don't know what's the most amusing - that they don't know how to format $10.5 million, that they talk about "united state", or that they're trying to warn me about some miscreants, hoodlums and touts who go about scamming innocent people by claiming to be who they are not and thereby tarnishing the image of this wonderful country.

There needs to be a book written about a bunch of really incompetent scammers, called "Miscreants, Hoodlums and Touts". Or a silly Ealing Comedy made of it.

And now, back to the lesson plans...