Conversation at this house

Me: You know when two guys start trying to show each other up and it's just like they're waving their dicks around? Is there a geek version of that, that's not too rude?

lederhosen: You mean like an e-peen?

da_norvegicus: Like they're waving their antennae?

Me: That's perfect.

da_norvegicus: And it's not the size of the antennae that counts, but its frequency.

lederhosen: You know that frequency is directly related to wavelength, don't you?

Entire house dissolves in laughter and is not coherent for far too long...