I know more than a few pagans read this...

[reynardo]

Emergency Ritual Kit, courtesy of falcongirl

Sage smudge - Besides the obvious, also useful as a cleansing tool against the people who show up to circle heavily 'annointed' with the oil of their choice (always patchouli) without having taken a shower first. My sage has evergreen in it, so the sage smoke binds to the evergreen resin and cliiiiiings, which helps mask and neutralize the bad, bad body oil. Remember, chilluns, patchouli over unwashed body odour makes baby Kernunos cry.

And I think I can hear a couple of you choking with giggles even now...
Edit - she moved the entry as it was causing problems on the group, so she's graciously allowed re-linking to her journal for it

Comments

[freyaw.livejournal.com]

Bwaaaaahahahahahaha!

"If someone is on fire, the ritual is over"

[scascot.livejournal.com]

<snorkle>

<ponder>

You know...that's actually a pretty good idea...

[ambitious-wench.livejournal.com]

Man, I wish I had an extra $10 to throw to Silverblue. I want a portrait of baby Kernunos crying.