I need something long and hard in my bed

[reynardo]

and now it's available:

Watch on YouTube

Although I can forsee problems with firing too early...

(I thought the law, even in the US, was that your guns had to be kept locked away from children?)

With thanks (I think) to dr_nic.

Comments

[jazzmasterson.livejournal.com]

Nope. Not in most states.

[unknownblogger.livejournal.com]

"Many customers are buying one for each side of the bed..."... oh god, that statement would be hilarious if it wasn't so disturbing.

[sootysmudge.livejournal.com]

And did you like the disclaimer that his product was not to be used in homes with children! The mind boggles.

[moxie_man]

Notice the gray hair of most of those installing it. They're aiming this at the elderly. I have read many news articles of such folks being robbed in their homes by young punks, usually drug addicts looking for cash or goods to feed their addictions, but I don't see this as the solution.

[panacea1.livejournal.com]

Locking the guns up is the sensible thing to do, but sensible people are not the target market for this product.

[malada.livejournal.com]

Why do they have the shotgun pointed towards the head of the bed? If you're in a 'I'm in my bed and I need my gun NOW" you want the barrel of the weapon pointed *away* from you and presumably *towards* the intruder.

And the pictured user is an older person... THAT'S IT! They're really selling the idea that old people should shoot themselves in their bed! :-P

-m

[moxie_man]

You need to view it again. All of those guns are pointed at the foot of the bed, not the head.

I'm waiting for the new post office version to come out. :)