I'm amused by this notice.

[reynardo]

$Supermarket ONLINE PRODUCT RECALL NOTICE -
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Dear Reynardo,
The manufacturer has requested the following product be recalled.
PRODUCT DESCRIPTION & SIZE: MAISON ROSE NON ALCOHOLIC WINE 750ML
BEST BEFORE CODE: 4 MAY 2009 TO 9 MAY 2009 INCLUSIVE
The reason for this product RECALL from sale is due to possible yeast contamination.

Because, boys and girls, if yeast has got into this product, it will contaminate it with ... alcohol.

And yes, I wsa aware when it first came out of the weirdness? irony? of calling a supermarket-sold non-alcoholic wine "House"

Now it's bedtime. Early start to take the boy to school very very early as he has camp tomorrow.

Comments

[malky.livejournal.com]

A yeast contamination is better than a yeast infection, I guess.