Typical conversation in this family.

[reynardo]

reynardo: Oh dear - Dan Brown's latest book has made the Freemason's site crash from so many people going to look at it.

Tony (Ratboy's father): What, you mean the Freemason's site TCP/IP didn't require a secret handshake?

Comments

[mr-figgy.livejournal.com]

He's like a weird sort of culture jammer, first causing art history courses to get clogged on all the wrong pretenses, then inundating the Freemasons... I wonder what he'll strike next.

[amazon-42.livejournal.com]

Maybe you have to press your secret ring into the screen?

[hellcity.livejournal.com]

Bahaha! That's awesome!