Something you don't want to hear at midnight...

[reynardo]

"Dearest, I think the dog's crapped on the bed."

Icky.

Removal of bedclothes and quilt (fortunately not pillows too).

Sponging of mattress.

Fast remake.

Curses - blankets in awkward position. Use extra-large woollen cloak instead. note to self - take antihistamines or be super gronk-monster all night

Dog banished to outer-darkness instead.

Bother.

Comments

[lederhosen.livejournal.com]

Fortunately, cloak is not actually wool but cotton pretending to be wool. Plus warm bits of fur.