Two truths and a lie.

[reynardo]

All right, peeps. As stolen from the amazing splodgenoodles, here are three statements about me. Two are true, one is a lie. Please comment as to which you think is which, and if you have any justification for your assertion. You have until Monday 18th June to comment.

lederhosen is banned from commenting.

1) I've been on the front page of the Sydney Morning Herald (main serious Sydney newspaper) more than 10 times.

2) I secretly swooned over Andy Gibb in my teenage years.

3) I have no uvula.

Comments

[17catherines.livejournal.com]

I think you have probably been on the front page of the SMH nine times.

The others seem very plausible.

[carolinelamb.livejournal.com]

You might not have swooned over Andy Gibb in your teenage years?

[loganberrybunny.livejournal.com]

I'm going for no. 2 -- maybe it was a different Gibb!

[delphipsmith]

I checked your profile to see if there were any clues.
There weren't.
(But you play WoW? What server are you on??)
I am left with logic as my only tool (not a promising situation).

So:

I think #3 is true; it's just too obvious a choice for Not True. I expect this means you don't snore, which must be a joy to your family.
I think #2 is true. I mean, who didn't swoon over Andy Gibb?
I think #1 is not. I mean, ten times?? Who's on the front page ten times?? Unless maybe you have a regular column and there's a little pic of you in the sidebar every day, that would work...

No, I will go with my gut. I think #1 is the Not True. And now I have to wait a week to find out LOL!

[reynardo.livejournal.com]

You will indeed.

Alas, I should take the WoW off - I finally uninstalled it the other day after 2 years of not playing. I was on Kirin Tor as Dwarvish Female Priest (CLOTHIE TANKS TO THE RESCUE!!!!) but there were Guild Dramas and Nastinesses and I had other things to spend my time on.

I like your logic. I'm not going to say whether you are wrong or right yet, but I do like your logic.

And your icon.

[delphipsmith]

Just googled "what if I had no uvula" to see if it prevents you eating or anything. Result: I stand by my original guesses ;)

I used to be a WoW widow but Spouse has transferred his obsession to Rift and Guild Wars. But still all his characters are sexy females LOL!

[waitingman.livejournal.com]

I don't believe you secretly swooned over Andy G... I'm sure it was quite obvious

[splodgenoodles.livejournal.com]

Would you mention having no uvula if there wasn't a backstory about losing one's uvula? Or finding out, one day, while presumably minding your own business, that your anatomy was really weird and other peoples' anatomies even weirder because they have this droopy thing at the top of their digestive tracts which is frankly kind of gross looking.

I'm guessing you do have an uvula. But you might know someone who has not, which put it into your head as a Clever Ploy.

I'll get back to you on the others.