A thought that has occurred to me upon the occasion of upgrading the computer to Windows 2000.

FUCK!!!!!!!
SMEG!!!!
NO SOUND NO SCREEN NO FUCKING MODEM FOR HOURS AND THEN THE NERVE TO TRY AND INSTALL SMEGGING AT&T DRIVERS AND DISABLE NORTONS I DON"T THINK SO!!!!!

I curse Bill gates. I curse him with darkness and with blue screens. I curse him with broken fingers and blistered feet. I curse him with a three-metre aura around him within which machines die and electricity itself fails. I curse his mind that he might never increase his fortune, I curse his hands that he might never again call for an upgraded OS, and I curse his feet that they might not rest calmly until he has walked a metre for every hour of the techies' time he has ever ever wasted.

No, I don't really feel better.