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[reynardo]

You know the ones - "Woman looks 20 years younger - click here for her secret". Usually accompanied by pictures that don't look as old as they claim to be, or the woman's covered in plastic wrap, or the "before" and "After" show a large amount of makeup and hair dye and stuff showing.

Today, though, the ad showed up on my Facebook account. And this is the pic that went with it:


No. Just ... no. I'll age naturally, gracefully, and miracle-anti-aging-something free.

Comments

[splodgenoodles.livejournal.com]

Gosh the poor woman! Was it some terrible disease...?

[reynardo.livejournal.com]

Yup - addiction to plastic surgery.

[gelsey.livejournal.com]

Erg... She looks stiff and plastic... Erg...

[carolinelamb.livejournal.com]

I'm already saving for my face lift! You know me—shallow to the max :D

Isn't that Jocelyne Wildenstein on the picture?

I always thought that BBC Sherlock actor Cumberbatch looks a bit like her.

[reynardo.livejournal.com]

yes, it's her.

And NOOOO DON'T SAY THAT! Dammit. that's this month's Awesome Fantasies gone out the window.

For that, woman, we should meet up some time before Christmas.

[carolinelamb.livejournal.com]

And NOOOO DON'T SAY THAT!

Wat Wat? That Cumberbatch looks like Jocelyne Wildenstein? He does! He could be her cousin. Or have the same surgeon, hahaha :D

YES, WE HAVE TO MEET!

[sly-girl.livejournal.com]

Benedict Cumberbatch's bones are too big for his head.

[carolinelamb.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, so true!

[waitingman.livejournal.com]

Somehow... I think the Bride of Wildenstein paid a lot more than just five pounds for that 'miracle'...

[shadowycat.livejournal.com]

I've seen her before. Isn't she the woman who's had herself completely made over through plastic surgery? Definitely not a miracle. She'd certainly scare me off any "beauty" product.

[nefaria.livejournal.com]

Look years younger with new ACME Skin Removal Cream! No skin means NO WRINKLES EVER!