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So I got an SMS today.

Hey tahanna, sexy bikini yesterday

Hmmm.

I was in a silly mood, so my reply...

That's very sweet of you to say so. However, as I'm a 49 year old who hasn't worn a bikini since she was 16, I think you may have a wrong number.

In addition, you may get further with Tahanna if you praise her intellect rather than her body, eg. "Loved your views on the similarities between the Liberal Govt and Clive of India's colonial suppression of the Raj." Good luck!

Sadly, I haven't heard back from them at all. Oh well.

Date: 2014-02-10 11:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] splodgenoodles.livejournal.com
Oh you never know. Maybe she's surrounded by intellectuals who admire her for her PhD on antecedents to post-colonialist literature and yearning for appreciation of her boobies.

Date: 2014-02-10 11:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dickgloucester.livejournal.com
*laughs* Excellent reply!

Date: 2014-02-10 04:05 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2014-02-11 11:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darklotus1211.livejournal.com
Well played! Not to mention good advice for the sender.

Date: 2014-02-19 12:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turnberryknkn.livejournal.com
Hee! Hee hee hee. :-)

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