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In which I am a bad bunny...
So I got an SMS today.
Hey tahanna, sexy bikini yesterday
Hmmm.
I was in a silly mood, so my reply...
That's very sweet of you to say so. However, as I'm a 49 year old who hasn't worn a bikini since she was 16, I think you may have a wrong number.
In addition, you may get further with Tahanna if you praise her intellect rather than her body, eg. "Loved your views on the similarities between the Liberal Govt and Clive of India's colonial suppression of the Raj." Good luck!
Sadly, I haven't heard back from them at all. Oh well.
Hey tahanna, sexy bikini yesterday
Hmmm.
I was in a silly mood, so my reply...
That's very sweet of you to say so. However, as I'm a 49 year old who hasn't worn a bikini since she was 16, I think you may have a wrong number.
In addition, you may get further with Tahanna if you praise her intellect rather than her body, eg. "Loved your views on the similarities between the Liberal Govt and Clive of India's colonial suppression of the Raj." Good luck!
Sadly, I haven't heard back from them at all. Oh well.