Too much homework...

[reynardo]

And so, because I've been avoiding my homework, here is a little thought I had that I posted on the sshg_newbies group, on ways to get rid of Ron Weasley.

Comments

Hmmm...

[malada.livejournal.com]

Since I haven't read the books or seen the movies, I'm running in blind with fever dreams.

"Option 1 – Kill Him."

Shot to the head? Oh wait this is magic... turn him into a zombie ( a common mistake in the sophomore years ) ;*then* head shot him. He seems like a zombie character anyways


Option 2 – Split them.

Nice: They go in for couples therapy and they have a pleasant divorce

Bitter: Ron, "I'm sorry Hermione, but I love someone else."

Hermoine (in tears), "But I've sacrificed everything for you! Who is she?"

Ron, "Severus.

*Then* she head shots both of them.


-m

Re: Hmmm...

[droxy.livejournal.com]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!

[manna]

This is when I know I've spent too much time in popslash, because the very first solution that leaps to my mind is: threesome!

[shiv5468.livejournal.com]

Killings best, it really is

[delphipsmith]

Of course, the fact that most of the time we are writing about a very-much-alive Severus Snape, in direct contradiction of the Last Battle of Hogwarts, is a minor thing and to be dismissed with a wave of the hand and a slight sniff. After all, that doesn't really matter, does it?

Exactly!!

And OMG, 2b -- "I read those books" -- hahahahahaaa!