Beauty and the Beast Dungeons and Dragons?

[reynardo]

Someone is writing a DnD module of "Beauty and the Beast", and sending the adventurers to kill the Beast.

But it hit the Plot Bunny switch, and I ended up with this filk of Be Our Guest.

Be...
Our...
Prey!
Be our prey!
We've got six to kill today,
There's a halfling and a half-orc and the elf who ran away,
We've got swords! We've got flails!
We've got clubs we've spiked with nails!
We've an axe with double spikes on.
Don't believe me? Ask the dragon!
We'll set fires! We shoot darts! We love all the cutting arts!
And we'll coup de gras the rest within a day,
You like a chopped up spleen?
We'll keep it fast and clean!
You're our prey! Start to pray!
Be!
Our!
PREY!!!!

Comments

[shadowycat.livejournal.com]

That's just pitch perfect! :D

[gelsey.livejournal.com]

I love you so much right now.

[moxie_man]

And right after this number several members of the party die as the tables are reversed, right? :)

[magically25.livejournal.com]

Fabulous !
I want to go play DnD now

[madeleone]

Thank you for putting a huge ass grin on my face. You brightened my day. LOL!

[stgulik.livejournal.com]

That was wonderful!

[deor.livejournal.com]

*applause*

I can hear it in my mind. (For some reason it's Tom Smith singing it, perhaps because I recently listened to his "Be Our GoH".)

[helenarickman.livejournal.com]

Absolute Genius.

[halloranelder.livejournal.com]

My brain filked that into the line:
"Be our quest!" :)

[kerravonsen]

(grin)