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2) Driving like a proctologist.

When someone drives right up behind you at night so his headlights are shining up your bum, as if he were attempting an intimate probing examination.

(Please note that the use of the masculine pronoun here is entirely for my own convenience. There are female proctologist drivers out there.)

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