Beware your eyes.

[reynardo]

Courtesy of sarin_girl, Barbie and Ken as Arwen and Aragorn.

Ratboy's father's immediate comment: And how long before we get "Tickle Me Gollum"?

Comments

[frou-frou.livejournal.com]

heh, I love the online reviews:

5 of 10 people found the following review helpful:

Nice Dolls, January 8, 2004
Reviewer: asdf381
Fark is the breeding ground for the most worthless people on the web.
You are all horrible monsters and I pray for your death.
P.S. These dolls are terrible

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5 of 7 people found the following review helpful:
My god..., January 8, 2004
Reviewer: Richard Hill from England
I don't think I have ever seen anything quite so bad in all of my days. I'm almost speechless.
Anduril (the sword) is disgraceful. I can't believe something this bad would be made. It's a dark day for all Lord of the Rings fans.

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6 of 9 people found the following review helpful:
Evil, Pure Evil!, January 8, 2004
Reviewer: johnnyautomatic (see more about me) from Orange, CA USA
Wow, the great Satan that is Mattle has sunk to new lows with this release. What a shameless and pathetic product tie-in. LOTR is cool, let's try to milk a few bucks out of it with a failing Barbie line.

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[ambitious-wench.livejournal.com]

Damn, Ken's gotten good looking. but are they anatomacally correct?

Doubtful. If his dick were as out of proportion as her tits are, it'd hang to his knees.

"Gee, Ken, is that Orcrist hidden behind your tabard, or are you happy to see me?"

NotBarbie.

[djfiggy.livejournal.com]

*shudder*
Here, have a bunch of flowers to make you feel better.

[malada.livejournal.com]

A "Tickle Me Gollum"?

~droooool~

WANT! WANT! WANT!

-m
He's just so Precious