Silly Names for a Silly Person.

[reynardo]

Courtesy of silverblue and drzero



EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS = Favorite Spice + Last Foreign Vacation Spot
Tarragon Anaheim Thanks to notasquirrel

"FLY GIRL" ALIAS (a la J. Lo) = First Initial + First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name
G. Bre

DIVA ALIAS = Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen
Binka Spudwater Have you seen our kitchen?

GIRL DETECTIVE ALIAS = Favorite Baby Animal + Where You Last Went to School
Bunny Hornsby Shaddup!

BARFLY ALIAS = Last Snack Food You Ate + Your Favorite Drink
Flake Ruski

SOAP OPERA ALIAS = Middle Name + Street Where You First Lived
Mary Killeton And my porn-writing name is Mary Westbourne. Yes, you can look it up.

PORN STAR ALIAS = First Pet's Name + Street You Grew Up On
Pussy Richu Myra Because I couldn't pronounce "Richards" when I was a baby

ROCK STAR ALIAS = Any Liquid on the Bar + Last Name of Bad-Ass Celebrity
Brandy Flynn or Goldwasser Sanders

SOCIALITE ALIAS = Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where You First Partied
Petal Duval Shaddup. Just shaddup. And "Duval" was actually my university college.

Comments

[emmycantbemeeko.livejournal.com]

I've always heard the porn star one as pet's name + street you currently live on, which I like, because it renders for me the name Trouble Conradi.

Petal Duval, by the way, is truly worthy of a Tennessee Williams character. Not just a socialite, but a fading, alcoholic southern belle sort of socialite... I loves it, I do.