ooohhh - I like this one.

[reynardo]

A wonderfully silly meme.

Invent a memory of me and post it in the comments. It can be anything you want, so long as it's something that's never happened. Then, of course, post this to your journal and see what people would like to remember of you, only the universe failed to cooperate in making it happen so they had to make it up instead.

Comments

[malky.livejournal.com]

There was that time we were naked in that spa together, and you decided to fart the national anthem. I was quite impressed.

[reynardo.livejournal.com]

That was "Land of Hope and Glory", you ignorant swine.

[turnberryknkn.livejournal.com]

Ooo! :-)

"Blood!" she cried, as she triumphantly held the General's severed head high by the long rabbit ears, her gore-streaked sickle in her other hand, pointing onwards. "Give me blood and vengence this day, my magnificent battling bastards, and let your names never be forgotten so long as the world lasts!"

"Blood and vengence!" we cried as a man, and like the crest of a tsunami we swept up and over the parapets into the last stronghold of the Enemy. That day, we would have stormed Hell itself for her: in a sense, that's exactly what we did.


- From the twelth quatrain of the Ninth Book of the Elegy of El'Mahr

[17catherines.livejournal.com]

It was that home-made spaghetti you made... squid ink, even with raspberry-blue cheese sauce, I can sort of understand, but do you feel the sautéed penguins were truly necessary?

[reynardo.livejournal.com]

Well, yes. If you boil them they go tough.

[17catherines.livejournal.com]

Hmm, but I've heard that lightly poached - in salt water, of course - they aren't so bad.

And you do know, of course, that one should never bake them (especially in the microwave)? They have a tendency to explode...

Catherine, happy to continue this line of nonsense all day!

[malloc1024.livejournal.com]

You were helping me hide the horribly mutilated corpse of Urban X after a Charades game gone horribly wrong when you suggested that we sand off his fingerprints with a box grater. We carried the remains around in a palanquin for what seemed like hours around and around the Trevi Fountain, waiting for the tourists to become more interested in the pigeons when finally we gave up and went elsewhere.

How I laughed when you went on to impersonate the unfortunate pope for several years after we heaved him into a drainage ditch disguised as a Levantine fishmonger.

[panacea1.livejournal.com]

Well, there was that one time we all ended up - I forget where, we'd been drinking and how many good stories start that way, yes? But you and lederhosen had set me up with this gorgeous Gothy person whose gender I am still not sure of and we'd spent the night dancing until we ended up back in someone's basement - was it yours? And were all having a lovely time until da_norvegicus wandered in looking for a sandwich and saw things which so scarred his fragile little mind that he started a livejournal, thus embarking on a literary career which will win someone a Nobel Prize in literature eventually.

Or something like that.

[remus-shepherd.livejournal.com]

Remember when I accidentally walked in your room after you got out of the shower and saw you naked? And then I tried to rub your belly, but you grabbed a leather belt off the bed and started whipping me until I screamed like a little girl? I just wanted you to know I forgive you for that. :)

[usekh.livejournal.com]

There was that time you introduced me to the woman of my dreams and we lived happily every after :P